Hillarious Hillary Quotes!

NY Daily News ^ | 6-4-03 | Leo Standora

[Paul Atreides]

Excerpts from Hillary's book

"The most difficult decisions I have made in my life were to stay married to Bill and to run for the Senate from New York."

"He told me that what happened between them had been brief and sporadic."

"I could hardly breathe. Gulping for air, I started crying and yelling at him, 'What do you mean? What are you saying? Why did you lie to me?' I was furious and getting more so by the second. He just stood there saying over and over again, 'I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I was trying to protect you and Chelsea."

"I was dumbfounded, heartbroken and outraged that I'd believed him at all."

The family went to Martha's Vineyard for vacation right after his testimony.

"Buddy, the dog, came along to keep Bill company. He was the only member of our family who was still willing to."

[OXENinFLA]

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents

We must stop thinking of the individual and start thinking about what is best for society." (Hillary Clinton, 1993)

"All our lives we fought against exalting the individual, against the elevation of the single person, and long ago we were over and done with the business of a hero, and here it comes up again: the glorification of one personality. This is not good at all." (Vladimir Lenin, as quoted in "Not by Politics Alone.)Just to show where she gets her ideals from.

[joesnuffy]

Poor Vince Foster...
what happens when the black widow takes a lover

[RoseofTexas]

This is such BS directly from HELL!! Sad part about all this is that the BITCH will recieve sympathy from the public! MARK MY WORDS!

[smith288]

"He told me that what happened between them had been brief and sporadic."

Quick draw McGraw

[glock rocks]

yup. and monica's alive and vince's dead. go figure.

[giotto]

"Buddy...was the only member of our family who was still willing to."

Poor Buddy. He was the only likable member of the Clinton Administration--and the only honest one.

[rs79bm]

Leave it Hillary to write a complete history of Bill and Monica. And make 8 million dollars in the process. Who says crime, lying, and cheating doesn't pay? Certainly not the publisher of the piece of trash book, who was written by Hillary and three other people.

[LADY J]

"yup. and monica's alive and vince's dead. go figure."

That's because Monica had 'the' blue dress.

[mass55th]

"He now realized he would have to testify that there had been an inappropriate intimacy," she writes.

She won't call it sex either.

[BlessedByLiberty]

Wait a minute! Are we to believe that a woman who is repeatedly lied to by her husband is trustworthy and reliable when dealing in international relations or with clever and opportunistic opponents? Sorry,Mrs. Clinton, you proved your gullibility and we can no longer have that in the oval office!

Remember when we were supposed to buy the following (paraphrased):
60 Minutes - I caused pain in my marriage - Clinton
duration of his terms: I feel your pain.

Well sorry, but after inflicting that much pain on a wife, a family and OUR NATION, it's time to get away from cameras and go right into hiding!

[Laura Earl]

"Poor Buddy. He was the only likable member of the Clinton Administration--and the only honest one."


May he rest in peace. Hope he has a nice place to swim and an unlimited supply of chew toys and munchie sticks in doggie heaven.

[RinaseaofDs]

Even HE DIED. Hit by a car. Unreal, no?

[BunnySlippers]

I cannot stop laughing at the first and last quotes.

I'll bet you'll have thousands of them by the time you finish the book (as opposed to reading the news clips). :)

[rs79bm]

"The most difficult decisions ........ was to run for the Senate from New York."

No, Hillary, that was the easy part. Finding a house to buy in NY so you could run for the Senate, that was the hard part.

[Consort]

The cover of her first book contained secret quotes in the form of anagrams:

Book Cover:

IT TAKES A VILLAGE
And Other Lessons
Children Teach Us
HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON

Anagram #1: (Her confession to her mentor, Elenor Roosevelt):

Eleanor,
Yes, Slick and I had Vincent shot. I am a ruthless rat and I’ll go to hell.
HRC

Anagram #2: (Her message flattering Rush Limbaugh)

Honest!
Each day, millions gather, listen in, and call clever talk radio host -- Rush!

Anagram #3: (Her come-on to Rush):

Rush,
Come on! Let’s eat, drink, clash, do sin, tell no lies, and have that cigar.
Hillary

[pankot]

8 million for a load of bulls--t! What's this world coming to?

[Spok]

But I'm she draws the line at crawling into bed with Bill...

[dead]

She is an opportunist and would crawl in bed with Satin as long as it has benefits for her.

Reminds me of a great song:

The wall around the graveyard
Says that SATIN LIVES IN HELL
Though they may love the devil
His disciples sure can’t spell
So what do I do then?
I guess I’ll put the A in there
And show ‘em how to sin

- From “Shoe Money” by the Ass Ponys

[js1138]

"Buddy, the dog, came along to keep Bill company. He was the only member of our family who was still willing to."

Sweet of her to nail the dog with this calumny when the poor mutt is dead and can no longer defend himself.

[chachacha]

HAHAHAHA Oops, Sorry! How could I have ever thought she deserves satin! WHEW!

SATIN. The devil. The master of all things bad.