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Roman Catholics make up approximately 66% of Canada's population (or 19 Million people), I guess we're very poor Catholics then, or there just aren't enough churches in Canada.

Some disturbing Canadian "facts"

Canada is our only neighbor whom we do not watch like a hawk. The border between the two nations is not patrolled, and major crossover points are minimally guarded. The length of the US-Canadian border is three times that of the US-Mexico border.
The majority of Canadians live within a few hours by car from the US border: less than an evening's trip if by tank.
For years, Canadians have been flooding our currency exchange with their own currency which looks very similar to ours but is worth considerably less.
Canadians battled with the US from the get-go during the French & Indian Wars, starting in 1755.
In summer of 1997, Canadian fishermen blockaded US vessels for three days in protest for US fishermen catching "Canadian" salmon in US waters. The Canadians have a maritime boundary dispute with us as well.
Ontario, in a shocking smack in the face of morality, recently declared it legal for women to walk around topless.
Canada has no discernible cuisine or culinary specialty of its own.
Canada has attempted to undermine the one US sport that they do not currently have a team, football, with their backwards "Canadian Football League".
Canada has long had a history as a drug importation funnel to the United States.
England peaceably split with Canada, and Canada still views the English monarchy as their head of state. The US has had several noted disputes with England and the English monarchy.
Canada's unemployment rate was nearly twice that of the US's in 1996. The number of illegally employed Canadians in this country is unknown.
Nearly 1/6th of Canada's GDP is the result of exporting to the US. Only 2% of the US GDP is the result of exports to Canada.
During the Vietnam era, thousands of draft-dodgers escaped up to Canada, where they remain.
The drinking age in Canada is 18, inspiring our teens to pour across the border, get loaded up, then crash into schoolbusses soon after crossing back.
The magnetic north lives in Canada. Imagine if they decided to move it.
There is something of an ethnic conflict in Canada between the French and English speakers. Similar conflicts worldwide erupt in horrible bloodshed.
Hundreds of Canadian students pelted Ex-president Bush's vehicle with snowballs on Nov 19. 1997 on a trip to accept an honorary degree from the University of Toronto. Additionally, during the presentation of the degree, 30 faculty members left in protest.
Canadians, when presented with the above evidence, usually scoff and declare Americans to be "paranoid", or "bigoted".

90% of your Catholics are the frenchy kind, and everybody knows they don't attend mass.