[Lazamataz]

Canada Offers Troops To Assist In New Iraqi War

(AP) Ottawa -- After great consideration and debate, the Parliment decided early Tuesday to send Candian troops to help in the coalition effort to invade Iraq.

Among those military assets being sent to Iraq:

• 3000 Canadian Soldiers
• 4 Warships and their support fleets
• 30-40 CF-18 Fighter Jets

Experts point out that after the US-Canadian Currency exchange rate, what will be arriving will be:

• 3 Drunken Mounties
• 2 row boats(one newfie rowing & towing)
• 4 flying squirrels

[IvanT]

How original, which thread did you cut and paste that one from?