[stanz]

I hope that's not you..................

[shaggy eel]

,,, the strategy's working! Firstly, Helen Klark makes anti-American comments about the Iraq campaign in order to give New Zealand a hostile national profile.

Secondly, in the knowledge that New Zealand's Symphony Orchestra is more adequately funded than it's military, a dedicated internet developer, somewhat displaced in the fallout from the dotcom revolution takes it upon himself to assist the advancement of New Zealand's status as having potential for weapons of mass destruction.

Pssst: You do know how much oil exists in the Great South Basin, don't you?