Organist duped me into having sex, claims vicar!

The Guardian - UK ^ | May 12, 2003 | David Brown

[A CA Guy]

Same thing happened to Boris Becker!

[Liz]

Yeah, but does the Vicar know what the meaning of "is" is?

[lilylangtree]

"The devil made me do it!"

[BossLady]

Apparently, he didn't know he was having sex with 'that woman', the organist.

[tet68]

"We didn't have a rubber to put on the organ,
so we put a galosh on the piano........."

[ninenot]

Head (and other) coverings would have been appropriate--anent our earlier discussion.

[ninenot]

"....he had been drugged and did not [know he was in flagrante delicto]"

Yup.

[Liz]

Musta been a bravura performance....even had a finale....nine months later.

[Treebeard]

Wasn't there an old limerick containing the line: "yes, but the vicar was longer and quicker, and thicker and slicker than you!"

[VOA]

"I have a clear conscience and the backing of the diocesan and provincial bishops.
After consultation with them I have their assurance my priesthood is not in jeopardy."

The reasons that most of the churches in England are dwindling:
1. Most people are repulsed by this sort of moral hypocrisy.

2. These peak moments in British comedy don't occur frequently enough at church to keep
people with a real appreciation for humor in the pews.

[billhilly]

Vicar, is that a candle in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

[VOA]

Mr Gray...complained to police that he must have been duped into having sex
with Ms Denton-Cardew...Officers investigated his claim that he had been
drugged and had sex without knowing it.
A file was passed to the crime prosecution service, which last week decided not to take any action.

All I can think is that after reading the good vicar's allegations, the police
investigators slowly recovered from fits of laughter at the vicar's "defense".
And then one of the most clever of them said "let's do nothing...except go to church
and watch the old boy talk his way out of this one!".

And I suspect the "perp" must have been attractive enough for the police to
say "she didn't need to use any drugs to get permission to play the organ, gov!".

[Liz]

Sorry, don't know many limericks.....of that sort....LOL.

[StriperSniper]

Organist duped me into having sex

"Please put your penis in here, it is a health inspection device".

I fall for that every time! ;-)

[VRWC_minion]

Warning: This excuse is for professional use only. DO NOT try this at home. Serious Injuries can result.

[NYer]

Head (and other) coverings would have been appropriate--anent our earlier discussion.

ROFLMAO!! Ooops, just choked on my drink! Pounding on table and dogs barking at me! Stop!

[gcruse]

I have been underestimating 'organ'ists.

[f.Christian]

To: Liz

Apparently, he didn't know he was having sex with 'that woman', the organist.


24 posted on 05/31/2003 12:13 PM PDT by BossLady


fC ...

Happy to see this one didn't land up on court tv !

[ChefKeith]

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