I know a liberal who thinks that NONE of the klinton crimes and scandals ever existed. It was all an elaborate ruse to make "klinton-haters" spend all their time and energy in hating the klintons. On his last day in power, klinton would say, "har, fooled y'all. None of that really happened. We just made it all up so you would waste your time and develop ulcers over it. You fell for it. April fool!"