[jagrmeister]

>"I don't want to freedom kiss my wife. I want to French kiss her." - Woody Allen

Is anyone else repulsed by the idea of this horny geek french-kissing his adopted daughter? What happens when Woody has kids with his wife/daughter? Is he going to date his daughters (grand-daughters) as well? And why would France want an avowed child molestor to represent their country...well I suppose I can see why after all.

[fightinJAG]

All of the above. Eeeeewwwww.

[fightinJAG]

We need Woody photos, donchathink.

I can't help. Don't know how. :(

[NCLaw441]

>"I don't want to freedom kiss my wife. I want to French kiss her." - Woody Allen

Not to follow this too closely, it being repulsive and all, but who actually thinks of what it is CALLED when one kisses one's spouse (or daughter in Allen's case)? "Come here, woman, I want to French/freedom kiss you?" I don't think I have ever mentioned the specific act before engaging in it. Maybe Woody's different there.... (shocking!)