[Paul Atreides]

"I don't want to freedom kiss my wife," says Allen says in a new ad spot. "I want to French kiss her."

One of those things in life NOBODY wants to hear or think about. Brilliant marketing strategy. Why not get Larry Flynt up there next?

[A_perfect_lady]

One of those things in life NOBODY wants to hear or think about.

I know. Cringe, cringe. Then there's the whole "she used to be my daughter" thing. Yeah, Ol' Woody's the perfect spokeman for France.

[fightinJAG]

Only the French would think average Americans are charmed by the thought of Woody Allen kissing anyone.

I'm surprised they didn't get Jerry Lewis to fall down a few times to remind of everything we supposedly loved about France.

[mlmr]

"I don't want to freedom kiss my wife," says Allen says in a new ad spot. "I want to French kiss her."


One has to be tone deaf to America to choose Woody "Marry My Wife's Daughter" Allen to be a spokesman for the French.

[hellinahandcart]

This is the funniest thread I've read all week. I'm sitting here crying...