[Destro]

why do we need to have this as breaking news? or even talk about it?

[At a Later Date]

"why do we need to have this as breaking news? or even talk about it?"

So we can make fun of him, and tear him apart and tell him where to go, and laugh at him, and make silly jokes, and giggle at the comments and, most of all, to get out all our frustrations. He's comic relief!