Hildebeast: Shut up. Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
Babwa: Right, then. I'd like to ask you about your plans to run for president. Will you run?
Hildebeast: I have no comment. I don't know what you're talking about. I am the junior senator from New York and that is my job. I have no presidential aspirations. People ask me, "Is Hillary running for president in 2008?" and I shake my head and respond, "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."
Babwa: Your book arrives in stores tomorrow. How do you think it will be received by the public?
Hildebeast: Who cares? I already got my eight million bucks. Piss on the public! The only thing the public needs to do is remain ignorant and easily manipulated so that more Democrats can be elected, specifically me. I have plans to turn the United States into a socialist utopia, you know, and those plans must not be thwarted.
Babwa: It was lovely to talk with you, Senator Clinton.
Hildebeast: Cram it. I only did this because my handlers told me I must. Your people are going to use the extra-thick diffusers for my close-ups, right? The same ones they use for you?
Babwa: Of course. We can't Photoshop the bitter frownlines out of your face like they did on your book cover.
Hildebeast: Good. See ya.
Excerpt from Rachel Lucas: Babwa and the Hildebeast May 15, 2003
Liberal garages will be full of copies, I'm sure people like Striesand will but thousands to help her friend the HILDABEAST!
I suspect there will be a hell of a lot of garlic clove shortages in 2008!