Maybe we should switch to Velveeta in a jar! I'm picturing your Fidel eating a (small)spoonful of that-it would probably keep him busy for the rest of the night!
Meanwhile, Dr. Cyril Wecht on Greta also; boy he's been on every station today, hasn't he?
He actually inhaled about a 3/4 inch slab within minutes (like 2). When you mentioned Velveeta I pulled it out to give him a snack. Now he wants me throw his stuffed spider to play. :)