But when I hear stories like this, how some wife-murdering loser, unsuccessful fertilizer salesman (!) can get tons of hot chicks, whereas I...well, the song starts going through my head: 'I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me...'
Now, GW...he's a cutie!
I dunno, maybe it's just me, but stalkers, murders, rapers, liars (hey, Billy Boy is in all those!) just lose sex appeal some where along the line.
'sides, Ben....bet you're not that bad....remember, all that glitters is not gold and if "gold" is what you seek in a woman, a "gold digger" is what you'll find. ;o)