If you played guitar you would never said that.
Ahem,
I own a couple of Strats and a Tele. Still trying to get my hands on a reasonably priced Les Paul Standard.
I own I Fender Dual-Showman 100 watt head (all tube) that when coupled with my 2X12" cabinet (Jensens, of course) is sooo loud as to break windows.
As I said before, Ritchie Blackmore is the King of the Stratocaster.