[Prodigal Son]

I met a very intelligent woman once at a bar. A few hours later she made a remark that I find funny to this very day.

She said:

Oh sh!t! I forgot to take my pill!

True story...

[itsahoot]

I met a very intelligent woman once at a bar. A few hours later she made a remark that I find funny to this very day.

I met a really ugly woman in a bar once and after a few hours she was beautiful.

Sunrise cured this delusion.