CNN's motto: WE HATE AMERICA, EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR, AND THE IGNORANT MASSES BETWEEN THE TWO COASTS. TUNE IN TO US TO FIND OUT WHAT WE WANT YOU TO THINK. That's strange, last time I checked it was:
"We are a global network and don't owe any allegiance to the United States (unless, of course, we need to hide behind the First Amendment, in which case we are based in the U.S. and under it's laws and protections)."
Maybe the changed it because it wasn't catchy enough. ;-)
CNN: ARE YOU BRUTALLY TORTURING AND MURDERING YOUR POPULACE? NOT TO WORRY! HERE AT CNN, WE'LL WORK OUT A DEAL TO REPORT WHAT GOES ON IN YOUR COUNTRY. EXCEPT FOR THOSE PESKY HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS, OF COURSE.