[NewHampshireDuo]

Maybe they should give the $500 to the city of Lewiston to offset the thousands spent by the taxpayers.

[IronJack]

Deity-neutral church ...

What's next, a "morals-neutral church?"

[2timothy3.16]

Help us fight.
We can beat this, with the help of a few good men.

[D. Brian Carter]

James Bennett Award for Congregational Action on Human Justice and Social Action

Sounds similar to the "First Annual C. Montgomery Burns Award for Achievement in the Field of Excellence", won by Homer J. a couple of years back.