[The Red Zone]

Mr. Lindenauer insisted that the turkey was not planted on his balcony. Mr. McAdams said she could have made her way to the 28th floor by flying up from balcony to balcony, like an elevator making all the stops.

Stupid turkey wanna be an eagle?

[MalcolmS]

As God is my witness . . . Turkey's can fly!

I was railroaded!

Arthur C. Carlson
Station Manager, WKRP

(Tell my mother, I was right)