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To: ppaul
Ok, to the tune of Cat's in the Craddle - Lyrics by Weird Al

Cat's in the Kettle

Did you ever think when you eat chinese It ain't pork or chicken but a fat siamese? Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork But Garfield's on my fork He's purrin' here on my fork

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon The place that I eat every day at noon They can feed you cat and you'll never know Once they wrap it up in dough boys They fry it real crisp in dough.

Chow Lin asked if I wanted more As he was diallin' up his buddy at the old pet store I said "Not today, I lost my appetite" There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight.

I was suckin on a roll-aid and a tums or two When I swear I heard it mew boy And that is when I knew

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon I think I gotta stop eating there at noon They say that it's beef or fish or pork But it's purrin there on my fork There's a hairball on my fork

9 posted on 05/23/2003 9:36:26 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (If common sense is so common, why is it so difficult to find it?)
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To: Zavien Doombringer
Poodle Hat! :-)
48 posted on 05/23/2003 11:11:13 AM PDT by Chemist_Geek ("Drill, R&D, and conserve" should be our watchwords! Energy independence for America!)
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To: Zavien Doombringer
My dog can roll in his poop in the grass all day and I still prefer dogs to cats.

59 posted on 05/23/2003 2:00:10 PM PDT by rwfromkansas (Blessed be the Lord, the God of Israel!)
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To: Zavien Doombringer
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon picture
75 posted on 05/23/2003 7:30:56 PM PDT by The Red Zone
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To: Zavien Doombringer
You're good.

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon The place that I eat every day at noon They can feed you cat and you'll never know Once they wrap it up in dough boys

91 posted on 05/23/2003 9:48:58 PM PDT by GOPJ
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