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One of my favorite bumper stickers: "I love cats. They taste just like chicken".

And one of my favorite lines to use on cat lovers to truly show my disdain... "cats are for kickin' and eatin'"...

Apologies to the feline fans.

LOL! With the large Texas cats at my house, you'd better kick, -- run! ---, then eat. And when you eat it should be in another room. LOL.

you are an idiot

I'm looking at that bumper sticker right now. A co-worker gave it to me because he knew I love cats. I posted it on my cube at an old job and you should have heard some of the comments I heard. Despite the pictures of all my cats in my cube.

I foster cats until we can find them a suitable home but still, if you can't laugh at yourself you've got some serious problems.

What I don't understand is the people who outright say that they hate cats. I cannot for the life of me understand why.
I like dogs but yappers make me want to try out my hydrashocks on em but I still would never do it.

BTW, does anyone have that fortune cookie cartoon where the fortune is, "That wasn't chicken"?

I especially like the bumper sticker that says, "Looking for your cat, look under my rear tire". Real classy and if I saw it in action it would be a hard decision between calling the cops and dealing with it myself.

What kind of gutless coward would try and kill an innocent animal for pleasure unless they planned on eating them. That, I understand.

I don't want to hear from people who complain about neighbor's cats defecating on their lawns. It's not the cat's fault the owner is a moron, shoot them not the cat. All cats should be indoor cats.