[xm177e2]

There's always the watermelon (green on the outside but red on the inside, a term for "environmentalists" who are really crypto-commies who could care less about the environment and just use their slogans to attack capitalism)

[Young Rhino]

I think you have a plot for a Spike Lee movie starring Ted Dansen and ex-girlfriend Whoopi Goldberg. The possibilities are endless with this one. Maybe Dansen can wear blackface again while doing his shave-the-whales pitch.