[ol' hoghead]

Andy Labout's mother, Patsy Mae Labout, has been missing since May 12 after the 68-year-old Pleasant View woman abruptly wed a boarder more than 30 years her junior

Maybe they just bought a house closer to elementary school.

[Mears]

They are looking for her at Walmart? If I ever go missing look for me at Bloomingdales,Nieman-Marcus,or Nordstrom. Might as well go in style.

[Paul Atreides]

LOL! His mother had a sudden dementia attack and thought she was Susan Sarandon. She'll probably turn up at an ANSWER rally.