[carenot]

Dr. Atkin's diet didn't do him a lick of good in the long run.

I can understand that. That is why I won't quit smokin' cigarettes. I might get hit by a truck!
I may as well smoke.

[Twinkie]

At least cut down on the cigarettes so you don't start
hacking up your lungs. I hate to be eating dinner at a
nice restaurant and, in the middle of a bite, hear a little
old lady at the next table coughing up her lungs in that
fleemy, gargling, coughing, hacking sound.