[facedown]

Tom Teepen is an idiot.

Carter - America’s Best Former President By Tom Teepen, Columnist Cox Newspapers Atlanta, GA

[from occupied ga]

Tom Pigpen is one of the many cogent reasons why, when the Urinal/Constipation sales people call me with a "great deal" on their paper I usually say, "I wouldn't have that piece of $hit in my house if you paid me to take it."