This is Spot. She is not the cat you are looking for. Move along.
This is Dennis. Fear his expansive white belly.
And this, as many FReepers know, is the Dread Boston Salty, Houston's own Methane Marauder.
(Dolly, the alpha cat, declined to allow her photo to grace this particular thread. She will pick one that better showcases her unique talents and sparkling personality.)
to Allegra for the mandatory Dulciepic.