[shhrubbery!]

Today, you have to flash your stash, and Kerry's patrician style doesn't lend itself to that.

Wait a minute. Didn't I hear that Kerry flashed his stash in a wetsuit photo-op for Vogue magazine?

I never look at Vogue magazine, so I never saw the pic.

[RooRoobird14]

I saw the pic of Lurch in a wet suit. He was at his most "attractiveness" (if you can call it that). Lurch was as un-Lurch-like as he could be in that photo--But he still was Lurch ("YOU RANG?")

President Bush has more hunkiness and genuine manliness in one pinkie toenail that Lurch has in his entire body (and I am including Lurch's big hair).

The same applies to rest of the Numbnuts Nine running for President. THAT'S what makes the author so pissy.