Bush's Basket - Why the President Had to Show His....(Read it before its deleted!)

Village Voice ^ | May 21 - 27, 2003 | Richard Goldstein

[mabelkitty]

Look closer. It's anchored in the seat.

Hate to disappoint you, but Clinton has a tiny wee-wee, and he certainly wouldn't take it out for Hillary.

[Mr. Mojo]

I don't know if the video is still out there, but the footage of Gore playing football with his family about one month before the election was a huge embarrassment for him. He threw the ball like an uncoordinated 10 year old girl, for the whole world to see. No number of "socks in the pants" photos could've made up for such an embarrassment.

[dead]

Yikes. No wonder they made a statue of that guy.

[section9]

Well, having just read the article, I'm convinced that this piece is the hysterical venting of a gay man who wants a good @$$-pounding from John Kerry.

Look, the last thing Bush would do is put a sock in his flight suit. He doesn't need to. The flight suit enhances male attributes all by itself. Another poster indicated that you have to cinch it up real tight as part of the connection to your Martin Baker seat.

Poor fellow. Maybe he should find someone to go barebacking with.

Really, one of the most tawdry pieces of pretentious intellectual tripe that I have read on FR. At least since Morford's last article, anyway...

Be Seeing You,

Chris

[Solson]

ROFL! The Village Voice should probably do an article and investigative research on the model for this sculpture.

[Howlin]

That's NOT part of any boat I've ever seen before!

[capitoltex]

http://usedmagazines.com/cgi-bin/otherjpg.cgi?full/RSA01109.JPG

[mabelkitty]

Follow the lines on it.

[mabelkitty]

Look behind him. That is the wooden corner of the arm of the bench. If you look behind Hillary, you can see the same type. What you see is behind him, not on his lap.

[Ditter]

I wish you would change definition 2 to what peter jennings said after 9-11. peter said "Lettuce roll".

[rintense]

Oh we just like getting a rise out you. Hehehe.

[Howlin]

Pun intended?

[ohioWfan]

OH, BRRother!!

I can just see the administration huddled in a secret, conspiring to reveal the President's 'basket'......yeah.....Cheney, Rice, Powell, Rumsfeld, Rove, Card, and the President himself planned this whole thing! HA! What a joke this whole article is!!

Is this poor man obsessed, or what?? (and he HAS to be gay, right?)

(btw, my innocence is now gone.....I now know more words for male body parts than I thought existed.....and I've been happily married for 26 years!)

[ohioWfan]

Just make sure you wear the harness too. ;o)

[CyberAnt]

I'm really curious what the "Village Voice" had to say about Gore's cover "enhancement", and x42's Exquire cover. I bet they never said a word ... or if they did - I'm sure it was complimentary.

This is just another example of the politics of personal destruction. x42 is suffering from envy and jealousy.

[rintense]

You betcha!

[Senator Pardek]

This not not just one dude's obssession - My gay friend Luccio says that internet images of Bush in uniform titled "Bush's Package" are wildly popular among his friends.

[Just another Joe]

Is this the picture being talked about?
I can speak from experience, they didn't need to set this up. You put on a flight suit and little johnny looks like Big John Studd on practically anyone.

[AngryJawa]

"Defintley Morford's East Coast boyfriend/dobbleganger."

I think you mean "gobbledagger."