A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....05-19-03...Military Monday

Billie

[The Thin Man]

Thin Mint ---> 

I hope this response fits LadyX's definition of a "constructive comment."

  <-----nic

[nicmarlo]

nicmarlo ---> <---Thin Mint

<---Thin Mint--->

[The Thin Man]

Dear Billie,

This is to inform you that a poster by the name of nicmarlo has threatened to shoot me, pound my head with a mallet and saw it in half. Not only that, but she also called me a vicious name, "Thin Mint" on two occasions. I'm sure this is not in keeping with your desire for this to be a "family friendly" thread.

I trust that as head hostess you will immediately take severe action against this troublemaker. :-)

Sincerely,

The Thin Man

cc:  nicmarlo
      LadyX

[Billie]

Dear Billie,
This is to inform you that a poster by the name of nicmarlo has threatened to shoot me, pound my head with a mallet and saw it in half. Not only that, but she also called me a vicious name, "Thin Mint" on two occasions. I'm sure this is not in keeping with your desire for this to be a "family friendly" thread.

I trust that as head hostess you will immediately take severe action against this troublemaker. :-)

Sincerely,

The Thin Man

cc: nicmarlo
LadyX

Dear The Thin Man,
Thank you for your letter. I'm very sorry you are experiencing discomfort and pain while visiting our thread. In the absence of our full hostessing staff (daisy cannot be reached until the end of this month), I have consulted our in-house attorney, and she has advised me to offer nicmarlo a hostessing job for her exemplary work on this forum.

Yours very truly,

Billie

[Billie]

God Bless Our Military

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Below are names of some of our FReepers' loved ones who are serving our country. If you have someone you would like to add, please address a post to Billie; Daisyscarlett; Dansangel; Dutchess; Mama_Bear; and we will add their name to this list. As we pray for them, we pray also for all our nation’s leaders, and military personnel, and their families and friends. May God hold them close to His heart.

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We ask Lord, that You guide the leaders of our great country in their hour of decision. The burden that has been placed on their shoulders is overwhelming. We ask that with Your infinite wisdom You guide them gently to the right decisions.

Please give us the strength, Lord, to get through each difficult and devastating day that faces each of us and our country. Protect and guide our Military that are now being called to duty, strengthen them in their trials and temptations; give them courage to face the perils which beset them; and grant them a sense of your abiding presence wherever they may be; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

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OhioWfan........................son mystery-ak..........son, husband Gogrammy................grandson Inspectorette...................son Blessed American..........nephew Slip18..........................nephew anniegetyourgun...........nephew Pippin....niece,nephew,loved one Doug from Upland......son-in-law weldgophardline.....brotherinlaw Future Snake Eater..........cousin WaterDragon..son-in-law,grandson BeforeISleep...................son The Mayor........................niece LadyX.........................grandson fawn796.....................nephew Warrior Nurse...........active duty SK1 Thurman...........active duty David Osborne.........active duty fc2tomschermuly......active duty bkwells..................activve duty LongCut..................active duty Trish.......................active duty

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[LadyX]

Dear The Thin Man,
Thank you for your letter. I'm very sorry you are experiencing discomfort and pain while visiting our thread. In the absence of our full hostessing staff (daisy cannot be reached until the end of this month), I have consulted our in-house attorney, and she has advised me to offer nicmarlo a hostessing job for her exemplary work on this forum."
Billie

Dear Thin Man:

Be advised our search for an attorney to represent you in this important matter has been successful.

I have written Mr. Dog Gone, Esquire, to offer a Lifetime Achievement Award if he will take you, Mr. The Thin Man, as a client.

His pedigree degree credentials are impeccable, and his demeanor in the courtroom is better than any Perry Mason on the planet.

To wit:

Waiting for his reply, I am

Yours truly,

LadyX

cc: Americal Kennel Club; Asta

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe ! I'm a good boy ! :O)

[Aquamarine]

I could never do even one push up. That's why I paid you off with the twenty dollar bill.

[Aquamarine]

Hi Lady! Were you ever able to do a push up or is that just a manly thing?

[martin_fierro]

Oh, come on!! Not even a "girlie push up"?? <|:)~

I used to do them a lot, but not so much now that I'm an old coot. <|:(~

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe ! Thanks !

I hope you've had a lovely day.

[RaceBannon]

Well, I knew someone would figure it out...

Yep, that was me, way back when I was still thin and handsome...(sigh)...

[dutchess]

Good evening lovely sistahs... I'm working in reverse but looks like The Thin Man got it with both barrels today...not that he didn't deserve it I'm sure.

[MeekOneGOP]

not me . . . hic! :O)

[FreeTheHostages]

Ah, man, let me at 'em. I could litigate that dog under the table.

[MeekOneGOP]

As for the allegation of being FR's Finest spell checker. I admit that on a few rare occasions I have pointed out a misspelling, but always in the form of constructive criticism. Always for the benefit of the misspeller and never done in a petty way. 

That's what I tried to tell Nic, but you know how that it - can't tell her anything ! :O)

[FreeTheHostages]

My goodness, I am SO BUSY at work. LOL, I did not notice re the calendar. Still, it's so appropriate, I really can't complain. (In reality, the website was one day behind -- I swear I just copied the URL from it earlier today and that was the one.)

LadyX notes this is "Payback for her sniping at me..I know she did...once upon a time..:))" Now, now, if I were *really* sniping, you'd know it. I am a trained litigator! Let's just declare the snafu an effort to delight that ever-joyful presence on our thread, The Thin Mint. Here's another erroneous stab at the thing, just to bright his day.

[Aquamarine]

Oh, come on!! Not even a "girlie push up"?? <|:)~

Think I did a few of those but like most women my strength is in my legs not my arms....you don't ever want a woman to kick you!

[dutchess]

Hi Aqua et al....it took my secretary who returned from vacation a total of 5 seconds to return my toolbar to the bottom.... I swear I tried everything and even has some computer savy folks stop in last week.

That being said...I swear she set up all sorts of stuff to "gaslight" me....just so I would realize how dependent I am on her! (she didn't deny it LOL!)

[Aquamarine]

Oh good! Do you know what she did or did she fix it while you were looking the other way?