[Beck_isright]

Sorry, I've already reported Santa Claus to the Ministry of Health. He has until December 23 to lose 175 lbs or his permit to work will be revoked by the Ministry of Employment and the Ministry of Air Services. Of course, we have to wait for the ruling from the Ministry of Religion and the Ministry of Holidays to insure that the government still approves of Christmas because after all, it is an insensitive holiday which makes fat people feel inadequate and non-Christians feel left out.

[FairOpinion]

Absolutely. Santa Clause sets a bad exaple for children. Congress really needs to pass a law that Santa Clause needs to lose weight. Better yet, the government needs to arrest Santa Clause and force him to stay at a government run health clinic and make him lose weight. This will be a place where everyone who dares to smuggle and eat food in addition to the government issued rations will be interred.

And of course we will have government designed exercises that everyone has to engage in too.

And the government will have to tell us when to get up, when to go to sleep, how much time we are allowed to sit in front of the computer, and so on.