[Sandylapper]

I didn't mean to take the thread into the toilet quite as far as I did, but since I did, I'll take it a step further to accomodate Yeti. We really need to lighten up here. Remember, he wanted to tell a BM joke the other day, and decided against it. This one is from Dustin Hoffman.

"When I was 20, a little action meant going out, finding a girl and scoring. When I was 40, getting a little action meant going out and eating a wonderful steak and getting tanked. Now that I'm 60, getting a little action means going to the bathroom and having a decent bowel movement."

The real news is so scarce in the Peterson case, I'll resort to bad toilet jokes.

[Yeti]

Oh, no way does any "number 2" humor on FR have any connection to Yeti. I'll just stick to Amber and Ava jokes.