[b4its2late]

Separated at birth..... and that's not even in the form of a question.

[drstevej]

You're a mean one, Susan E.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Susan E.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Susan E.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Susan E.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Susan E.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Susan E.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.

You're a foul one, Susan E.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Susan E.

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You're a rotter, Susan E.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Susan E.