[r9etb]

"Where he lives now nobody smokes and drinks," said Karajerjian. "I hate smoking and drinking and so why would I offer it to apes?"

A comment that makes me wonder about this Karajerjian fellow. A normal person would have chuckled and said -- "we don't let him do that anymore." But this fella gets all huffy and hops up on his soap box about it. Makes me wonder whether Cheeta is gay....

[Renfield]

They deprived this poor chimp of his beer and cigars. Now THAT'S abusive. We should start a foundation to provide beer and cigars to retired chimps.

By the way, retired racehorses seem to love beer, too.