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Oklahoma town sorry to see Texas lawmakers go
The Houston Chronicle ^ | May 15, 2003 | The Associated Press

Posted on 05/15/2003 3:04:27 PM PDT by Willie Green

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ARDMORE, Okla. - Come back! they said today down at City Hall, even before Texas' AWOL lawmakers headed home. And next time bring your Republican colleagues!

After providing a safe haven for 51 Texas House Democrats since Sunday, City Manager Dan Parrott was sorry to learn they'd be going soon.

"Oh no!" he said when told the lawmakers holed up at the Holiday Inn intended to be back at the Texas Capitol on Friday. "We'll welcome them back any time they've got a spat down there."

Parrot says money spent locally on food and lodging is always welcome.

Ardmoreites hadn't exactly gotten to know the Texans well.

The lawmakers spent most of their time at the hotel, where reporters milled around on the lawn or dictated stories from swimming pool chairs.

Dori Robinson, the clerk at the gas station next door, was a little hazy on the Texans' politics, too. But they had her empathy.

"I was wondering why they came here," she said. "Obviously they feel passionate enough to come up here. They're leaving their families, so they're dedicated to their jobs."

The lawmakers' landing in this southern Oklahoma city of 24,000 was roundabout. Rep. Jim Dunnum, D-Waco, once visited his wife's grandparents in nearby Mannsville.

"We had to go somewhere close to the border," he said. "This came to mind."

Down the street, past the scattered chain stores and along the neat row of early 1900s brick buildings, onion-laced burgers sizzled on the grill at the Hamburger Inn and talk turned to the Texans.

The Democrats had fled in protest of a GOP-backed congressional redistricting bill, which faced a Thursday voting deadline. Their absence kept the House from meeting quorum.

"That's no reason to run away," said Sandy Brooks, restaurant owner and a Republican, as she moved behind the long curving Formica counter.

"They're acting like a bunch of babies," said Dorothy Bridgman, a Democrat, hunkered over a towering piece of lemon meringue pie.

"Little kids," Brooks echoed. "Everyone that comes in here says they need to go back and face the music."

When she learned after the midday rush that the lawmakers were expected to head back across the Red River, Brooks commended them.

"I think they're doing the right thing," she said. "Finally."

The Texans looked like they were bringing trouble when they showed up 270 miles away from Austin.

Parrott had no idea at the time what the Texans were doing in town and was reluctant to step in to a political feud.

Without a warrant from the governor of Texas, Carter County Sheriff Harvey Burkhart didn't have the authority to arrest them, he said. And if he had to arrest them, he said he couldn't put them in the county jail.

"I don't have room to take 50 legislators and put them in a facility with rapists and murderers," he said. "And I was not going to put handcuffs on state legislators who were not creating a problem of any kind."

Burkhart, a Democrat, is somewhat sore that his comments have been taken as partisan.

"They're not fugitives from justice," he said. "They can stay as long as they want to. They're spending Texas money."

The city, which began in 1887 as a stop on the Santa Fe line, sits between the Arbuckle Mountains and the Red River Valley.

Ron Stahl, spokesman for the Oklahoma Tourism Department, came to the hotel Thursday to point out all the local attractions the legislators were missing -- such as "beautiful Lake Murray."

"It's not politics to us," he said. "It's an opportunity."

But then came the questions about Oklahoma's pre-state reputation as a hideout for outlaws, and he found himself touting Robbers Cave State Park at Wilburton, where Belle Starr's gang reportedly took refuge.

"But please," he said, "don't say I'm comparing these guys to outlaws."

Around town, a new song started airing on the radio. It was a revised version of the Eagles' "Hotel California," a spoof called "Hotel Oklahoma."

"It makes it feel like we're harboring fugitives or something," said a disappointed Kenna Montgomery as she walked downtown.


TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Oklahoma; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: buffoons
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1 posted on 05/15/2003 3:04:28 PM PDT by Willie Green
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To: Willie Green
They're laughing now, but when all their dogs turn up pregnant they'll sing a different tune...
2 posted on 05/15/2003 3:07:15 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Willie Green
Was the hotel manager/owner named Patel? Just curious.
3 posted on 05/15/2003 3:08:07 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter
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To: Billthedrill
Quick, hide your women, children and farm animals.
4 posted on 05/15/2003 3:08:42 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter
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To: Willie Green
I'm ashamed of Ardmore. Isn't there a name for people who sell themselves for a few bucks?
5 posted on 05/15/2003 3:10:09 PM PDT by MizSterious (Support whirled peas!)
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To: Billthedrill
Ron Stahl, spokesman for the Oklahoma Tourism Department, came to the hotel Thursday to point out all the local attractions the legislators were missing -- such as "beautiful Lake Murray."

I hope Ron's superiors read this; obviously his heart's in his work!

6 posted on 05/15/2003 3:11:27 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Visualize whirled peas ...)
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To: Willie Green
I wish they could keep the Tantrum Throwing Dims.
7 posted on 05/15/2003 3:12:56 PM PDT by MEG33
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To: MizSterious
Visualize using your turn signal! Great minds think alike!
8 posted on 05/15/2003 3:12:57 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Visualize whirled peas ...)
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To: Willie Green; PhiKapMom; OKSooner
Ron Stahl, spokesman for the Oklahoma Tourism Department, came to the hotel
Thursday to point out all the local attractions the legislators were missing --
such as "beautiful Lake Murray."


Somebody tell Ron Stahl to SHUT UP!
The last thing we need is a bunch of Democratic legislators tossing their
empty Lone Star Beer cans into the relativey unspoiled (and under-appreciated)
beauty of rural Oklahoma!

And for heaven's sake, don't tell these RATs about the Wichita Mountain wilderness area!
Once they learn that Chicago and east-coast mobsters used to come there
till "things cooled down", they'll be making a pilgrimage there!
9 posted on 05/15/2003 3:14:46 PM PDT by VOA
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To: Willie Green
I live in TX and I'm up for suing every one of those damned turncoats. I want them to pay us for the time they've squandered, including all the bills that will now die and have to be re-introduced in the next session!

Any lawyers out there that want to file a lawsuit???? I'd LOVE to become a plaintiff!!
10 posted on 05/15/2003 3:16:14 PM PDT by Humidston (Do not remove this tag under penalty of law)
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To: Tax-chick
Lake Murry Resort Park
11 posted on 05/15/2003 3:16:56 PM PDT by csvset
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To: Willie Green
Posted here.
12 posted on 05/15/2003 3:17:26 PM PDT by MEG33
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To: PhiKapMom; OKSooner
Around town, a new song started airing on the radio. It was a revised version of
the Eagles' "Hotel California," a spoof called "Hotel Oklahoma."


Somewhere in eternity, Hoyt Axton is smiling...seeing how some Texans have finally
sealed Oklahoma's reputation as
"The Cultural Center of The Universe"!

Too bad we can't get a spoof on the usual "I'm Going To Disneyland" response from sports stars...
with a "I'm Going To Ardmore, Oklahoma!" from whining RAT legislators.
13 posted on 05/15/2003 3:18:52 PM PDT by VOA
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To: Willie Green
so they're dedicated to their jobs."

So was Saddam.

(I like that "was" part ;-)

14 posted on 05/15/2003 3:18:54 PM PDT by StriperSniper (Frogs are for gigging)
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To: MEG33
Where?
15 posted on 05/15/2003 3:20:36 PM PDT by Willie Green (Go Pat Go!!!)
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To: Humidston
I live in TX and I'm up for suing every one of those damned turncoats.

I suspect the real reason the RATs have headed south is that the Oklahoma EPA
does actually crack down hard on cases of gross pollution.
16 posted on 05/15/2003 3:20:44 PM PDT by VOA
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To: Billthedrill
LOL...
17 posted on 05/15/2003 3:20:45 PM PDT by Mamzelle
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To: Willie Green
"They're leaving their families, so they're dedicated to their jobs."

No, their jobs are in Austin. They are in Ardmore because they are dedicated to power. If they gave two hoots about their jobs, they would be in Austin, nor Ardmore.
18 posted on 05/15/2003 3:22:11 PM PDT by Iwo Jima
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To: Willie Green
I forgot to type in correct name..a goof by me..sorry!
20 posted on 05/15/2003 3:24:50 PM PDT by MEG33
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