Reminds me of when I was a high school senior. One day in our family life class we had a special vist from a Sex Ed instructor from the state. She talked about birth control methods and that some desperate teenagers would use Saran Wrap for a condom.
My best friend at the time spoke up and said... "That ain't nothin, I use aluminum foil." Entire class, including the visiting instructor, went hysterical.
Wow.... what a long, generally depressing thread. I don't know why I read it.
This thread gives me a few ideas for songwriting. How About "I Fell in Love With Jekyl But Woke Up With Hyde?"..or "If You Move Tonight It Must Be Her"