By Amy Rigby and Sherry Rich
From the album: Til the Wheels Fall Off
Life's become a great big list
Of things to do and buy and fix
At night we pass out before ten
Are we ever gonna have sex again?
I looked for your id today
Seemed that id had gone away
Ain't been used since who knows when
Are we ever gonna have sex again?
We used to be triple x rated
Look at us now, so domesticated
Don't you hate it?
What happened to babe and stud?
Too much KFC and Bud
I shout it out into the wind
Are we ever gonna have sex again?
Come here baby, scratch my itch
Or I'll show you one mean ass bitch
I'm so tired of acting Zen
Are we ever gonna have sex again?
Screw making love
It's way too ambitious
Let's get down on the rug
After you finish the dishes
Not now hon, the eggs are frying
But you get extra points for trying
Maybe I can squeeze you in
Between the PTA and CNN
Are we ever gonna have sex again?