Bad enough to have to stand in line with a SEXUAL LUBRICANT feminine moisturizer, now you're standing there with one that heats up on contact.
But I never notice men doing anything other than ATTRACT attention to the fact that they're buying condoms. They don't strut like that when they're only buying shaving cream and toothpaste.
"PRICE CHECK ON TROJAN CONDOMS - LUBRICATED - EXTRA SMALL!"