[dpwiener]

HOWEVER, I believe God is going to make it a moot point at some not too distant date--by sending a swarm of meteors that will essentially sweep virtually all satellites from the skies--and leave rather damaged any still aloft.

Of course meteor swarms are a huge threat, but an even bigger danger is that we might be smack dab in the middle of a war on Christmas Eve, and our satellites will burn out their sensors due to off-the-scale instrument readings bouncing off Santa's hypersonic sleigh.

[gcruse]

I am just so thankful that the Tooth Fairy's sorties are smeared out around the clock and the calendar. Can you imagine the problem of a seasonal outbreak of suborbital interstitial enamel scroungers?

[Quix]

Cute. Creative.