[Celtjew Libertarian]

Saturday Night Live's Tina Fey (another Upper West Sider) summed it up well when, after subjecting the photographic record of Bush's combat getup to close scrutiny, she wondered if he had stuffed "socks down the front of the jumpsuit." (My gay friend Luccio says that internet images of Bush in uniform titled "Bush's Package" are wildly popular among his friends.)

My wife has been studying pictures of both Presidents Bush long before this and notes that neither of them have any need to stuff socks down the front of their pants.

[madison10]

Hmmm...I noticed, I mean, I tried NOT to notice that feature about my president.

[Martin Tell]

On the subject of "packages" anyone remember how Jann (gay) Werner enhanced algore's image on the cover of Rolling Stone? How about when legs-akimbo Clinton leered at us from the cover of Esquire like we were Monica? Or how about the lefty-chick who said she would personally service Bubba as long as he (personally) kept her right to kill babies?