ZZZOTTT! BushCo Reams Nation Good

SF Chronicle ^ | Mark Morford

[cant get no satisfaction]

Ha-ha-ha oh man did we ever get smacked on that one. Conned big time. Punk'd like dogs. Just gotta shake your head, laugh it off. They reamed us but good, baby! Damn.

Turns out it really was all a big joke after all. The war, that is. All a big fat nasty murderous oil-licking lie, a sneaky little power-mad game with you as the sucker and the world as the pawn and BushCo as the slithery war thug, the dungeon master, the prison daddy. You really have to laugh. Because it's just so wonderfully ridiculous. In a rather disgusting, soul-draining sort of way.

[Brett66]

I gotta admit, Monford is an expert at reaming, but not coherent thought. Too bad he tried to combine the two.

[KSCITYBOY]

The NCAA playoffs must be "bogged down" in a long protracted battle with to few players and long supply lines.

[Twinkie]

To free the 153 children from the prison they had been in
for 5 years.

[Mark]

Even trolls get bored...eventually.

Well, the Holiday Inn in OK has internet connections and I'm sure some customers are bored.

[ilgipper]

any writer that uses the word "beeyatch" in their article should not get published by any newspaper that expects to be viewed as a credible news source.

[amused]

Been going on for over a year.

As much as I can see the fun of the occasional tweak of the opposition's nose, that is truly frightening.

[LurkerNoMore!]

The poster's first mistake was the headline. It should have read:

BushCo Reams Nation But Good

[theFIRMbss]

>Even trolls get bored...eventually.

Look, they have their own
magazines to read when bored:


And a car-art firm:

[Jhoffa_]

LOL! LOL!

I hope you will excuse me for not taking seriously any column titled:

"BushCo Reams Nation Good No WMDs after all, no excuse for war, too late for anyone to care anymore. Ha-ha, suckers"

(Yes, the "HA-ha suckers" part is in the original title)

This is a joke. It's too ridiculous to even get angry about..

I think it's hysterical. Ad-Mod should have allowed you to remain for the entertainment value alone.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

ROTFL

[Tijeras_Slim]

Been going on for over a year.

And in that time you've achieved cult status... hmmmmm... < /tinfoil>

[amused]

LOL...though that's not fair to an excellent comic!

[scourge]

It's the same guy over and over, one day he even submitted his photo.

[finnman69]

Morford needs to stick with subjects he understands, like organic tofu ,where to get high heel shoes in a men's size 12, and ass slamming. Mark forgets about the mobile weapon labs they just discovered, the Al Samouds the Iraqis were firing at us and the mustard gas sheels the UN guys themselves found. Now the drama queen is saying we shouldn't have gone into Afghanistan too? ROFL

Mark is definitely not this...

Mark definitely is this...

'Mark enjoying his usual shower.'

[finnman69]

For more fun Morford rants.....

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/keyword/morford

[kaktuskid]

What are those biotrailers for??making fudge???

[babaloo999]

I like to think of it as a situation where there is a gang of punks(Middle East) who are terrorizing a group of people.

We went to the biggest, baddest(allegedly) one, and, WHAM.
Beat the living crap out of him, and then some.
One then looks at the rest and screams, "you want some of this?!!!"

Makes as much sense as anything else. I really don't know what the fuss is about. We most assuredly did the world a favor, although we don't seem to be very consistent about these things, sometimes.

[finnman69]

Morford know all about fudge.

[dighton]

Check out #34, a Wotan's-eye view of the kitten-chow factory.