The Yellow (by Rosie O'Donnell)

The Advocate ^ | May 27, 2003 | Rosie O'Donnell

[MJM59]

Yellow, isn't that what they call a coward? Personally I want to puke every time I hear this new age BS.

I think the Eagles said it best when they said, "I'd like to find your inner child and kick it's little ass!"

[egarvue]

LOL! I agree, although I tend to think it reeks more of some kind of whacky New Age stuff she might be involved in. When my wife and I were having our first kid, she convinced me that we needed to go to Lamaze classes. After the second session with some ancient hippie instructor in which she wanted us to "visualize ourselves as colors" and that we should relax by "breathing orange", we left and never went back. It sounds like some New Age consultant or some trendy therapist has their claws into Rosie, and the loopy verbiage is leaking out into Rosie's writing.

[gridlock]

She sounds like a sophomore in high school...

Some people reach the pinnacle of self-important navel-gazing in the sophmore year of high school. Some people reach it much later. I'm willing to cut the sophomore (some) slack, but to a woman the age of Rosie, you just gotta scream "grow up, already!"

[TC Rider]

Rosie! Is this it?

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None of the above huh?

Then I bet this is it...

[Taffini]

"Yellow"

The first yellow I thought of was the kind that runs in the streets on Mackinac Island. No cars or trucks allowed, just horses. Looks like Mountain Dew, can't drink the stuff either.

[AbsoluteJustice]

HAHAHA figures you would post this to drive me nuts!!!

[axel f]

I know, I know it's crazy, but I just knew there had to be a bigger meaning from this Rosie O'Donnell article that I was missing. I just wanted to make sure I got it before I posted something.

Hmmm...I'm not helping my case, am I?

[gridlock]

You're a bad, bad man.

[Positive]

What's with "Yellow?" Yellow reminds me of "a lemon" or of P**s or of "yellow journalism."

Doesn't strike me as it might be a compliment of any sort.

[LuisBasco]

What a load of horsesh*t from a fat, ugly, yellow-toothed dyke!

[TC Rider]

Ok, here's the 'after' shot..

[Hegewisch Dupa]

I've been using that excuse for YEARS

[Constitution Day]

Every so often, I read something so totally absurd that I feel stupider afterward.
This is most definitely one of those times.

I think I will go have a glass of water and try to recover.

[gridlock]

Oh the huge manatee!

[two23]

Rosie O: "A Study in The Fine Art of Self-Sabotage"

[LuisBasco]

The boy who first handed me my own piece of human form, himself.

Perhaps she had a brief (almost) heterosexual experience once. Chances are the "boy" inserted his human member in the wrong orifice.

[evets]

[Jimmyclyde]

Please! For the love of all that is good....STOP!!!

[dfwgator]

That sucked worse than anything that has ever sucked before.

[KSCITYBOY]

Is she talking about yellow snow. Rosie - You got real lucky to have made so much money with limited talent, no personality, and no sex appeal, please don't think that your luck makes you a literary giant. Hollywood's real problem is that these people think they are talented.