[theDentist]

All the news that's fit to print (according to the latest PC BS accdg to EdOps at NYT)!

[Bob]

All the news that's fit to print (according to the latest PC BS accdg to EdOps at NYT)!

I prefer this version:

All the news that's fit to print that fits our views.

[tvn]

The List continues to grow:

All are invited to join the search for new NY Times slogan-

The top 30 Proposed so far:

1) ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT TO PRINT--NOT

2) LOTS OF NEWS THAT'S NOT FIT TO PRINT

3) ALL THE NEWS WE PRINT ISN'T FIT

4) All the Fits That's News to Print

5) All the News That We See Fit to Print

6) All the News As We See It

7) All the News, Fact or Better, Fiction

8) All the News, Well At Least Close

9) All the News That We Can Dream Up

10) All The News We Can Crib From Others

11) Some News, Some Fiction, You Figure It Out

12) All The News We Can Dream Up or Steal

13) All the News That's Fit to Print and Is Cleared by Our Lawyers

14) Lots of News We've Stolen From Other Papers

15) All the News Fit for a Plagiarist

16) All News Only a Plagiarist Can Love

17) All The News, Just Don't Check the Sources

18) All the News, Trust Us--Honest

19) All the News Bringing Fiction to Life

20) All News, No Credibility

21) All the lies we'll fit to print.

22) Face it, We Just Like to Print!

23) Aside from the pervasive Marxist bias, multitudinous errors and mis-information, and Anti-capitalist/anti-American posturing, we ain’t that bad!"

24) "All The News That Fits Our Views."

25) All The News That’s Fit to Print, Except For the Stuff We Make Up

26) All the News And Then the Part We Make Up

27) We’re Singin’, Dancin’ and Lieing ’ For Howell Raines

28) Reporting Fiction Stranger than Fact

29) Reporting Facts And Stranger Fiction

30) Some Facts, the Rest Fiction