[tomkow6]

Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:

Jesus, Moses and an Old Man with a long gray beard in overalls were playing golf. Moses tees off and his ball lands 5 inches from the hole.

"Nice shot Moses", says Jesus.
Next, Jesus tees off. His ball lands 2 inches from the hole.
"Well you were closer that I was", said Moses.

Next the old man tees off. As he is chewing on a piece of straw he watches his ball head straight for the water hazard where it is immediately swallowed by a fish. Just as the fish jumps up to swallow the ball an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish. As the eagle is flying away, a lightening bolt strikes him and he drops the fish. The fish lands about 10 inches from the hole and the ball pops out and rolls right into the hole.
Jesus looks back and says,

"Nice shot Dad."

[SevenofNine]

OH some sad news to report off Interfax wire

Suicide bomber AGAIN hit Grozy Checheyna marketplace earlier today in Russia killing 10 people including 12 year old girl

Report is it was woman that did the job and happen to be girlfriend of one of Chechen leaders

GIRLFRIEND HELLO

AHHH there is way to prove your man love GIRL

HELLO

Like way to his stomach