[Celantro]

My wife, one of my sons, and I decided we'd pick up the phone and vote for Clay last night. It took more than 100 dial-ins to get our three votes registered. Thanks goodness for auto-redial. They want the huge fat guy to win.

[Timesink]

The very fact that you refer to him as "the huge fat guy" makes me deliriously ecstatic that he won.