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I think you would have enjoyed Rauul's last visit to Cochise County. One of American Border Patrol's female members had rousing great fun taking him down a few pegs.

This lady is one of the sweetest you'd ever want to meet but she has two causes -- she is very much anti-illegal alien and even more anti-abortion. Instead of a protest sign, she showed up with a large silver cross with a life-sized baby doll crucified on it. I'm hard to shock, but that knocked my (deleted) right in the dirt. It was more shocking than a pathology photo.

Like I said, she's a wonderful lady, but she took the cucaracha thing very personally. When roused, her voice can blister the paint off a battleship. Rauuul got treated to 30 minutes of her ire. To tell the truth, a number of us wanted to slink away and preserve our hearing, but stayed out of morbid fascination.

I doubt Rauuul will ever enter this county again.