[JackelopeBreeder]

Let's see. So far I'm guilty on 28 counts. And I still haven't opened two other safes or counted all the high capacity magazines except the 75-round drum on the MAK-90.

This is discouraging. I had just become used to being called a vigilante and militia member. Now I apparently need to work mercenary, gun runner, arms merchant and felon into the resume.

Anybody have any ideas how to accomplish this and still keep it within the customary two pages?

[DLfromthedesert]

AND you're a cockroach, according to the Padre of all Cucarachas, RaUUUUUl!!!

I heard Richard Humphries on a radio show on Saturday. He said RaUUUL called him a cockroach.

[Badray]

Ping me when you get that resume done so I can copy it and change some of the particulars. I didn't read the whole thing. I stopped at 5 violations of this BS proposal. Or it would have been if I hadn't turned everything in last year when those nice people gave me gift certificates for all my guns.

[Smokin' Joe]

Heck, just put 'NRA life member' or something like that. People who believe the VPC or any of the Brady bunch will assume the rest.

[asformeandformyhouse]

I had just become used to being called a vigilante and militia member

When they start calling your house a 'compound', look out.