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To: hchutch; Travis McGee
Ping. Looks like either some more terrorists aren't following OSHA guidelines...or they have a "performance problem" (ahem).

Terrorists! Are you suffering from the embarrassment of premature detonation? Is this common problem causing you serious problems in your relationships with the 72 virgins? Call our clinic today for confidential help!

13 posted on 05/12/2003 2:01:11 PM PDT by Poohbah (Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!)
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To: Poohbah
"Work accident" or "own goal"?

Tough call... :)
15 posted on 05/12/2003 2:04:04 PM PDT by hchutch (America came, America saw, America liberated; as for those who hate us, Oderint dum Metuant)
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To: Poohbah
Another case of Premature Jihadulation. That's gotta play havoc with a young terrorist's confidence...
26 posted on 05/12/2003 2:15:34 PM PDT by AngryJawa (Grateful for Heroes)
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To: Poohbah
I love a story with a happy ending.
40 posted on 05/12/2003 3:58:55 PM PDT by Travis McGee (----- www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com -----)
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