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HUSBAND'S 'BUTT' CRACK ENDS IN SLAY
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| May 12, 2003
| LARRY CELONA
Posted on 05/12/2003 9:25:31 AM PDT by katnip
Edited on 05/26/2004 5:13:50 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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To: Happygal
Pingaroonie!
To: katnip
"What are you going to do, stab me?" It's a good general practice not to utter words that tempt fate, such as "you wouldn't dare," or in the case of General Sedgwick, "they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-". Not that I'm a believer in the existence of malevolent Nemesis-type gods, but it'd be one heckuva note to become famous for being on the Dumbest Last Words list.
To: snowstorm12
i knew it was an accident!
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posted on
05/12/2003 10:02:18 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: Incorrigible
She must have been reading DUh.
To: zarf
I have a butt size limit for my future wives in all my pre nuptuals. I think it shows real foresight on your part that you used the term future wives, instead of the singular.
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posted on
05/12/2003 10:04:04 AM PDT
by
wimpycat
('Nemo me impune lacessit')
To: tom h
I first heard the expression as part of a joke about voice recorders on cars. GM had an experimental program putting voice recorders in trucks to monitor rollover accidents. In 49 states the last words heard most often when, "Oh Shit". In Texas over 90% on the time the last words were, "Here, hold muh beer and watch this."
Now it's common Freeper use is as a tag line for a bonehead action or statement.
To: katnip
UH-OH ... a warning to us all.
To: 2Jedismom; HairOfTheDog; RMDupree; Wneighbor
2J, I'm not sure why I thought of you...
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Why Jamaica Hospital? There have to half a dozen closer. Charge the ambulance crew as accessories. Jamaica hospital is most likely the closest. I think it's only about 7 miles away from Cypress Hills.
It's supposed to have one of the best Trauma units in the city.
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posted on
05/12/2003 10:07:17 AM PDT
by
katnip
(No kidding)
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To: zarf
what's the limit?
51
posted on
05/12/2003 10:07:37 AM PDT
by
altura
(Jealousy is an ugly emotion.)
To: Poincare
You're right. It's an unfortunate choice of words for the title. The headline is
not referring to this type of crack:
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posted on
05/12/2003 10:08:15 AM PDT
by
wimpycat
('Nemo me impune lacessit')
To: Corin Stormhands
he complained about her figure and how long she spent using the computerRuh roh..... she might have been a FReeper.
To: katnip
Terrance: I think I've cracked my ass...!
Phillip: Let me look...
Terrance: BRRRAAAAPPP..!!!
Phillip and Terrance: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
To: RayBob
And ... no mention of whether or not he was using alcohol or drugs. It might be a factor.
55
posted on
05/12/2003 10:09:53 AM PDT
by
CyberAnt
( America - You Are The Greatest!!)
To: katnip
She was arrested and charged with second-degree murder and weapons possession. She stabs him with a Ginzo paring knife, and this is considered "weapons possession"?
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posted on
05/12/2003 10:10:29 AM PDT
by
My2Cents
("Well....there you go again.")
To: HairOfTheDog
Ahem... all female Freepers have magnificent physiques..
57
posted on
05/12/2003 10:11:06 AM PDT
by
katnip
(No kidding)
To: katnip
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posted on
05/12/2003 10:11:24 AM PDT
by
Slyfox
To: HairOfTheDog; 2Jedismom
She shoulda grabbed a box fan...
To: katnip
Ahem... all female Freepers have magnificent physiques.. It doesn't say the remark was a "fair" remark! - She stabbed him out of righteous indignation!
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