[Tacis]

Hey, I just got my invitation to this year's "Thank God, Paul Wellstone Is Still Dead! Annual Celebration." The ultra-left wing of the dem party sponsors it (and, probably caused) bucause there is now no one to the left of Hillie and she can claim to be a centrist and there will be no one to her left to dispute her.

Anyway, the tickets are very, very expensive (mainly to keep out blacks and rif-raf; this is the dem elite, after all) but Willie is going to play his sax. The invite says "open bar," and suggests that there will be "escorts, male [again, the dem elite] and female," and "assorted chemical stimulants."

So, it should be as much fun as the first party Paul's folks had. All the dem candidates will be there except Sharpton and Moseley-Braun. They won't be there for the same reason they won't be nominated, the democrats don't like blacks, never have, never will.

[Liz]

BTW, I hear Clinton will do his new act at the shindig.

The crowd'll love it when Clinton auditions his downhome country music act.

[CyberAnt]

A woman being interviewed on FOX said, "Sharpton's presenced DIMINISHES the rest of the candidates".

The media never even brought this up - not even FOX!!!