[gcruse]

"I'm here to help you pay for college."
"Matriculate?"
"I got here as soon as I could."

[Cathryn Crawford]

Y'all know I'm going into debt going to school.

Are you guys suggesting I should do this? I mean, I don't want to ruin my reputation yet. I'll wait till I'm a paid political whore columnist.

Of course, some people think I am already. HA! I'd like to see the money!

Just kidding, of course...(in case you read this and don't know about my ironic sense of humor)