"...like, you know, I saw the bulldozer, and like it was so way big. I had never seen one that big. When we were having our pool dug they had a bull dozer but it came on like the back of a truck....but I never swam in the pool 'cause of the, like chlorine, and what it does to frogs... so, like, I would just stay in my room all summer, smoking pot and like talking on the cell to my friends about how sucky our upper income public schools are with every one in, like, clubs and so way into what like friggen school they're going to go to, like as if we care. You know?"
"...well, like I was saying, the ground was shaking and all of a sudden, it must of been the water, cause like they didn't have bottled water, but I had to go real bad, and and like NO FRIGGEN Way was I going in the field, so I got in the Toyota Land Cruiser and just made it back to the Hotel, and I was dirty so like I took a shower and then a nap. So I missed everything."
Heavy machinery vs Human. I want to put $2 on the Dozer. ;)