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To: Piltdown_Woman
Should you need any more pointers on romantic things to do

Dear Pildown_Woman;

Do you recommend using leather restraints on the first date, or should I be more conservative and and stick with the velvet ones until I "know her" better?

Sincerely,

All Tied Up and Nowhere to Go......

28 posted on 05/09/2003 8:27:43 PM PDT by longshadow
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To: longshadow
All Tied Up and Nowhere to Go......

Been spending a bit too much time alone with that telescope, I see. Well, science'll do that to you. My recommendation: take a walk in the park, look at the lovely spring flowers, greet a pretty lady or two as you are strolling, and settle in at a nice coffee shop for a cappucino. Then, smile to yourself with the sweet satisfaction that you did not let this spring go by unnoticed. Life is far too short, my friend. Savor what is presented to you...(also, speculating on the personal lives and habits of friends may anger the gods of astronomy).

34 posted on 05/09/2003 9:34:12 PM PDT by Aracelis (Oh, evolve!)
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